Thursday, June 12, 2014
Alright, let's get serious here for a second.
If you're the type that collects receipts and warranty cards and other paperwork from purchases, services rendered, contracts signed, etc. and find it a nightmare to keep it all straight, well I got some news for you.
It's always a nightmare.
It'll be a nightmare when you get them, cause you know it'll end up in a pile you'll never find when you need them.
It'll be a nightmare when you dump the contents of your pockets at the end of the day, because while you have the ability to scan in and categorize all those little pieces of paper, with their ever so valuable disclaimers and fine print on them, you'll never actually scan them or organize them.
And it'll be a nightmare when you die, because scattered throughout all your endless amount of crap, will be these pockets of paper that may include a small hint at what you wished for furiously excavated by future lawyers, litigators and insurance men. Heaven help your relatives and friends as you bequeath them your mountain of papermade carelessness and machine printed hastily signed transactional remnant so minor in your own memory, but monumental to a reimbursement check or an insurance claim.
And in comes the email receipt option, politely yet mockingly presented at the credit card point of sale machine that knows your email inbox is just as crappy, disorganized and horrible as a Kardashian GP's medical waste bin.
And don't forget, my friends are on Galaxy Legion on Facebook, give it a try by friending!!!
and as always, were NSFW all day!!
If you're the type that collects receipts and warranty cards and other paperwork from purchases, services rendered, contracts signed, etc. and find it a nightmare to keep it all straight, well I got some news for you.
It's always a nightmare.
It'll be a nightmare when you get them, cause you know it'll end up in a pile you'll never find when you need them.
It'll be a nightmare when you dump the contents of your pockets at the end of the day, because while you have the ability to scan in and categorize all those little pieces of paper, with their ever so valuable disclaimers and fine print on them, you'll never actually scan them or organize them.
And it'll be a nightmare when you die, because scattered throughout all your endless amount of crap, will be these pockets of paper that may include a small hint at what you wished for furiously excavated by future lawyers, litigators and insurance men. Heaven help your relatives and friends as you bequeath them your mountain of papermade carelessness and machine printed hastily signed transactional remnant so minor in your own memory, but monumental to a reimbursement check or an insurance claim.
And in comes the email receipt option, politely yet mockingly presented at the credit card point of sale machine that knows your email inbox is just as crappy, disorganized and horrible as a Kardashian GP's medical waste bin.
And don't forget, my friends are on Galaxy Legion on Facebook, give it a try by friending!!!
and as always, were NSFW all day!!
// posted by maby652 @ 6/12/2014 01:15:00 PM 
